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Old Eagle · Old Eagle

The DoctorsA Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him loo...

TCE · TCE

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He is a humorist in the traditional sense of the word. In this short article he describes an even that is familiar to many of us. I called my friend Andy Sabl...

SoonerQueen · SoonerQueen

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a milli...

TCE · TCE

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses." "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier." "My son, Jamie, I want yo...

TCE · TCE

WE ALL GET OLD.... - I changed my car horn to the sound of gunshots. People seem to scramble to get out of the way.- I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.- I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much bette...

The Cultural Economist · The Cultural Economist

Eat 30% of their ice cream.

TCE · TCE

Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky. But they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in your boyfriend’s eyes, make him a sandwich.

Fire21 · Fire21

Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well, and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult with a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. “You will die on a Jewish holiday,” she says confidently. “Which one?” O...

SoonerQueen · SoonerQueen

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Bandit777 · Bandit777

Construction Site Murder A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based on past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. They were a motley crew: The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once, bu...

Bandit777 · Bandit777

Not ALL seniors text, but this that do have their codes, this is your guide to help you understand.

Bandit777 · Bandit777

My wife says that old age is not for sissies. Truman racoon777@hotmail.com My website (sign the guestbook on the second page, so I will know that you were there) http://po.st/74EGfh

SoonerQueen · SoonerQueen

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama i...

SoonerQueen · SoonerQueen

Here is the reason why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs” and “Huggies”, while undergarments for older folks are called “Depends”. When babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em and Hug’em. When older people poop in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will.

ARP · ARP

The Department of Defense briefeed the President this morning,telling Obama that 2 Brazilion soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise,he collapsed onto his desk,head in hands,visibly shaken,almost in tears. Finally,he composed himself and asked "Just how much is a briaz...

SoonerQueen · SoonerQueen

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bandit7 · bandit7

Mental Ability of Older People Kind of makes you wonder who paid for this study! However, I still say..............don't screw with old people! Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill! Brains of older people are slow because they know so much The brains of older peo...

stockman · stockman

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off a...

stockman · stockman

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, play...

Racoon · Racoon

Special Hymn's for All Occupations The Dentist's Hymn:.............Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn:..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor's Hymn:..........The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn:..............Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer'...

Racoon · Racoon

The 10 Commandments Of Email Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message. Thou shalt check thy spe...

jmccanless58 · jmccanless58

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said, "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it"? A physician called a radio show and said "That's the definition of a stool sample"! "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being ruled by your in...

Racoon · Racoon

The "theys" of the world try to be helpful to seniors. e.g. - they tell us to write it down before we forget it. Let's see how that works: 1. Gotta thought write down- Where's paper to write on?- Where's pen to write with? - What was it that I was going to write down? - or - 2. I wrote it down, now...

Racoon · Racoon

ENJOY THIS ONE Truman NV

Racoon · Racoon

ENJOY THIS ONE

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Racoon · Racoon

ENJOY THIS ONE Truman NV

Racoon · Racoon

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

Senior Crusader · Senior Crusader

Hydrogen Barackside It's not only the English who have a sense of humor. The Scots do as well! New Antiseptic!! This cartoon originated in Scotland . It looks like most Of the world is laughing at our nation's leadership! How sad that the world is laughing at the United States , While we sit by and watc...

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	The Doctors (Preview) The DoctorsA Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him loo...	Old Eagle	2	1360	Jan 4, 2022 by LimaaDa
	Colonoscopy Journal (Preview) David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He is a humorist in the traditional sense of the word. In this short article he describes an even that is familiar to many of us. I called my friend Andy Sabl...	TCE	2	2049	Oct 28, 2019 by Mr_2zin
	A little tale...more realistic that you might think (Preview) George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a milli...	SoonerQueen	2	1957	Sep 24, 2018 by Dano
	He wanted to leave it all to the right person. (Preview) He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses." "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier." "My son, Jamie, I want yo...	TCE	0	1363	Feb 26, 2018 by TCE
	We all get old.... But (Preview) WE ALL GET OLD.... - I changed my car horn to the sound of gunshots. People seem to scramble to get out of the way.- I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.- I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much bette...	TCE	0	1257	Feb 8, 2018 by TCE
	Teach your grandchildren about taxes: (Preview) Eat 30% of their ice cream.	The Cultural Economist	0	1256	Jan 3, 2018 by The Cultural Economist
	Advice to my granddaughter (Preview) Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky. But they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in your boyfriend’s eyes, make him a sandwich.	TCE	0	2172	Aug 15, 2016 by TCE
	Jewish holiday (Preview) Barack Hussein Obama, not feeling well, and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult with a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. “You will die on a Jewish holiday,” she says confidently. “Which one?” O...	Fire21	0	1855	Jan 12, 2015 by Fire21
	Cutest Pig Video (Preview) [video=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/mini-pigs-video-cutest_n_3038506.html]	SoonerQueen	0	1749	Sep 25, 2014 by SoonerQueen
	Construction Site Murder (Preview) Construction Site Murder A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based on past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. They were a motley crew: The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once, bu...	Bandit777	0	2438	May 26, 2014 by Bandit777
	Seniors that text (Preview) Not ALL seniors text, but this that do have their codes, this is your guide to help you understand.	Bandit777	2	1917	May 21, 2014 by Bandit777
	THE GOLDEN YEARS (Preview) My wife says that old age is not for sissies. Truman racoon777@hotmail.com My website (sign the guestbook on the second page, so I will know that you were there) http://po.st/74EGfh	Bandit777	0	1859	May 8, 2014 by Bandit777
	If only this was true now (Preview) One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama i...	SoonerQueen	0	1691	Apr 23, 2014 by SoonerQueen
	Depends (Preview) Here is the reason why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs” and “Huggies”, while undergarments for older folks are called “Depends”. When babies poop in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em and Hug’em. When older people poop in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will.	SoonerQueen	0	1545	Apr 19, 2014 by SoonerQueen
	Clueless: (Preview) The Department of Defense briefeed the President this morning,telling Obama that 2 Brazilion soldiers had been killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise,he collapsed onto his desk,head in hands,visibly shaken,almost in tears. Finally,he composed himself and asked "Just how much is a briaz...	ARP	3	1787	Apr 1, 2014 by FOTH
	Dr Seuss poem that Sarah Palin recited at CPAC (Preview)	SoonerQueen	1	4326	Mar 27, 2014 by Bob Cash
	Do you feel safe with these three men in Washington DC? (Preview)	SoonerQueen	0	1664	Mar 27, 2014 by SoonerQueen
	Fantasy Island with Obama and Biden (Preview)	SoonerQueen	0	1651	Mar 27, 2014 by SoonerQueen
	Mental Ability of Older People (Preview) Mental Ability of Older People Kind of makes you wonder who paid for this study! However, I still say..............don't screw with old people! Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill! Brains of older people are slow because they know so much The brains of older peo...	bandit7	0	1647	Mar 21, 2014 by bandit7
	Two Engineering Students (Preview) Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off a...	stockman	0	1806	Jan 13, 2014 by stockman
	Bad Parrot (Preview) David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, play...	stockman	0	1783	Dec 29, 2013 by stockman
	Special Hymn's for All Occupations (Preview) Special Hymn's for All Occupations The Dentist's Hymn:.............Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn:..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor's Hymn:..........The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn:..............Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer'...	Racoon	0	2335	Nov 15, 2013 by Racoon
	The 10 Commandments Of Email (Preview) The 10 Commandments Of Email Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message. Thou shalt check thy spe...	Racoon	0	1789	Nov 14, 2013 by Racoon
	Obamacare Funny (Preview) *Remember when Nancy Pelosi said, "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it"?* *A physician called a radio show and said "That's the definition of a stool sample"!* "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being ruled by your in...	jmccanless58	0	1739	Nov 4, 2013 by jmccanless58
	Help for Seniors (Preview) The "theys" of the world try to be helpful to seniors. e.g. - they tell us to write it down before we forget it. Let's see how that works: 1. Gotta thought write down- Where's paper to write on?- Where's pen to write with? - What was it that I was going to write down? - or - 2. I wrote it down, now...	Racoon	0	1657	Oct 30, 2013 by Racoon
	Getting high (Preview) ENJOY THIS ONE Truman NV	Racoon	0	1643	Oct 5, 2013 by Racoon
	Hospital helper (Preview) ENJOY THIS ONE Truman Nv	Racoon	0	1590	Oct 5, 2013 by Racoon
	The doctor can do only so much (Preview) ENJOY THIS ONE Truman NV	Racoon	0	1674	Oct 5, 2013 by Racoon
	Seeing Spots (Preview) A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."	Racoon	0	1524	Oct 5, 2013 by Racoon
	New Antiseptic (Preview) Hydrogen Barackside *It's not only the English who have a sense of humor. The Scots do as well! New Antiseptic!!* This cartoon originated in Scotland . It looks like most Of the world is laughing at our nation's leadership! How sad that the world is laughing at the United States , While we sit by and watc...	Senior Crusader	1	2882	Jul 24, 2013 by Bob Cash
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