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We all get old.... But
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WE ALL GET OLD....

-         I changed my car horn to the sound of gunshots.  People seem to scramble to get out of the way.

-         I didn't make it to the gym today.  That makes five years in a row.

-         I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim".  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

-         When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment.  Now it feels like a little vacation.

-         The biggest lie I tell myself is...."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

-         I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"!  I'm just very wise.

-         If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

-         Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven't met yet..

-         “Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?”

-         Of course, I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

-         At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

-         Actually, I'm not complaining.  I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.  I don't have to go to school or work.  I get an allowance every month.  I have my own pad.  I don't have a curfew.  I have a driver's license and my own car.  The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.  And I don't have acne..

-         Life is great!

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