The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree…and think 25 to life would be
appropriate.
–Jay Leno
.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between
Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
–David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result
of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.
R. Smith Sr.
