Liberals are the big-hearted mom who has a purse full of credit cards and spends impulsively. She buys the kids iPads.
Conservatives are the hard working dad who turns off lights in unoccupied rooms and attempts to keep the household spending "sustainable". Dad is no fun.
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You're close, but not quite descriptive enough. May I suggest:....
Liberals are the big-hearted mom who has a purse full of Dad's credit cards and spends impulsively. She buys the kids iPads. Mom is the immature nanny. Conservatives are the hard working dad who keeps trying to get mom to spend wisely on food, shelter, and clothing, and not waste his hard earned dollars on ipads. Dad is the responsible parent.