Actual Senior Bumper Stickers

1.  YOUNG AT HEART

      Slightly older in other places.

2.  I’M SPEEDING BECAUSE

     I have to get there before

     I forget where I’m going.

3.  I DON’T EXERCISE

     It makes my coffee spill.

4.  I’M RETIRED

     I was tired yesterday.

      I’m tired again today.

5.  AT MY AGE…

     Happy Hour is a NAP!!

6.  GOODYBY TENSION

     Hello Pension.

7.  LIVE EACH DAY

     LIKE IT’S YOUR LAST.

     One day, you’ll get it right.

8.  AT MY AGE, THE ONLY THING

     that gets hard is my arteries.

9.  THE ONLY TROUBLE

     with retirement…

     you never get a damn day off