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Okay, here are some examples of why I think our land is upside-down, (but to keep Senior Crusader from having to hang from his ceiling fan to read it, I am not going to type it upside-down this time):
Youknow you live in Upside-down Land if:
·You have to have your parent’s signature to go on a field trip, but not to get an abortion.
·You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
·Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend more money.
·A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration class on a college campus is perfectly acceptable.
·The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
·Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
·Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
·Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
·You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV’s and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
Unfortunately, this list could go on and on.Much of our world today slǝǝɟ ǝpısdn-uʍop!We are in distress.Where do we go from here?
-- Edited by Old Eagle on Sunday 9th of September 2012 05:00:53 PM