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Sharon’s New Boyfriends

Sharon is seeing 5 gentlemen every day:

As soon as she wakes up, Will Power helps her get out of bed.

Then she goes to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is there, he takes a lot of her time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn’t like to stay in

one place very long, so he takes her from  joint to joint.

After such a busy day, Sharon is really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.  What a life!  Oh, yes, Sharon is also flirting with Al Zymer and thinking of calling Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker to come and keep her company.

Now remember; Life is like a roll of toilet paper … the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes … so have fun, think good thoughts only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!



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Ain't it the truth though.

I like the toilet paper signature.

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