Have you see the proposal by the Democrat Party replace the old and out of model Declaration of Independence, with which we are all familiar, with a new and relevant Declaration of Inter-dependence? Enjoy.
Declaration of Inter-Dependence
We hold these truths to be relative to the values of society according to the situational circumstance of our current existence: That all persons have evolved into a natural condition of in-equality; that government has evolved to level the playing field by granting certain rights to some humans, relative to the changing needs of society, among these, the right of under achievers to be taken care of from the cradle to grave by the achievers under the direction of the government; and certain other rights to other humans, among these, the right of the benevolent elite to regulate the lives of the inferior as they shall deem most fit to balance the inequities of evolution and to provide for the well-being of the masses. That to meet these ends all rights endowed to the people by government are endowed relative to the needs of society and subject to change as deemed proper by government. That all power of government is justly derived from the need of government to achieve its ends, and, the ends of government being the common welfare of the masses, these ends justify all means.
Yeah stockman, you're right about that. But I put it in the humor section just so nobody would think it is real. And I thought maybe it would serve as something we could have a little fun with just by making fun of it. I did think about posting it under Mental Health as an example of just how cracy liberalism is. (Was it Laura Inghram that said liberalism is a mental disease?)
