Since more and more senior citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you:
ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's OnOMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
-- Edited by Old Eagle on Wednesday 7th of November 2012 10:51:52 PM