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A little tale...more realistic that you might think
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

 

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

 

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

 

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."



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Thanks for sharing! That was great!


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Thats fatastic, great to laugh.

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